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101 Uses for Twitter

1. Answer the Question “What are you doing?”

2. Tell Your Friends Your Going To Jail

3. Alert Your Family That your Plane Has Crash Landed in The Husdon

4. Explain To The World What You’re Eating

5. Announce You’re Currently Peeing

6. Your Chair Can Tell The World You’re Farting

7. Plants Can Tweet You For More Water

8. Say Something That Gets You Fired

9. Gather A Group Of Friends For Drinks

10. Say Something That Gets A Job Offer Pulled

11. Say Something That Angers a Client

12. Complain about a Product or Service

13. Ask for Free Stuff

14. Obsess about Bacon

15. Tweet for Your Dog or Cat

16. Showcase an Endless Array of Self-Portraits

17. Meet People at a Concert

18. Share News

19. Report from a Natural Disaster

20. Pimp Your Blog Links

21. Pimp Your Mom

22. Ask for 1,000,000 Followers

23. Announce the Song You are Listening To

24. Tell People How Awesome Your Macbook Is

25. Wonder How This Twitter Thing Works

26. Gratuitous Cursing

27. Comment That You Are Sitting At Your Desk

28. Make Fun of People Who Use PCs

29. Complain about How Facebook is Ripping Off Twitter

30. Wondering if Anyone Uses MySpace Anymore

31. Ask Someone to Marry You

32. Report on Your Blind Date

33. Tell Everyone What You Thought About the Latest Blockbuster Movie

34. Spoil The Ending of a TV Show

35. Thank Someone for Great Customer Service

36. Complain About Bad Customer Service

37. Bemoan The Fact That Traditional Media Doesn’t Get It

38. Share Speaker’s Speech from Conference

39. Make Fun of People Who Are Not at SXSW

40. Revel That You are Not at SXSW

41. Tell People How Wasted You Are

42. Talk about the Weather

43. Share Heartwarming Stories About Your Kids

44. Link to Photos of Your Vacation

45. Use a Location-Based Service to Tell Everyone about Your Latte, including a photo and a map

46. Post Cute Pictures of Your Pets

47. Meet Members of Your Local Community

48. Sell Stuff

49. Buy Stuff

50. Promote Events

51. Crowdsource Ideas for Things You Get Paid to Know

52. Hire A Freelancer

53. Report on Terrorist Activity

54. Name Drop People You’ve Only Met Online

55. Name Drop People You Are Having Lunch With

56. Send A Message To The President

57. Talk About Which Twitter Desktop App You’re Using

58. Talk About Snuggies

59. Use Stupid Shorthand such as: nom nom, lol, FTW, WTF, etc…

60. Try to Make Others Jealous of How Awesome your City is

61. Pimp The Latest Sci-Fi Trailer

62. Tracking Trends

63. Announce Your Plane has Landed: Wheels Down

64. Review Movies

65. Tell A Story

66. Make a Public Apology

67. Admit You Did Something Stupid

68. Ask for Computer Help

69. Complain about Battery Life

70. Pitch Your Startup to Scoble and Techcrunch

71. Make New Friends

72. Exclaim the Guy/Girl Across the Room is Hot!

73. Argue Politics

74. Wish Twitterville Good Morning

75. Tell your Followers to Have a Good Day

76. Tell the Twitterverse Goodnight

77. Share Quotes

78. Express Your Belief in a Higher Power

79. Avoid Sending E-mail

80. Learn

81. Listen

82. Ask for Help

83. Raise Money for a Charity

84. Share Stats of Social Media’s Growth

85. Auto-Pimp your New Twitter App

86. Auto-DM Welcome New Followers

87. Get a Date

88. Ask for Travel Recommendations

89. Share What You’re Reading Offline

90. Provide Traffic Updates

91. Talks Sports and Update Scores

92. Share Recipes

93. Tell Someone You’re Running Late

94. Find and Share Funny Videos

95. Talk to Your Boss

96. Train Surgeons

97. Make Yourself Look Smart

98. Change the World

99. Bash Microsoft

100. Express your Undying Love for Twitter

101. Retweet